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Technophillia

yo this one guy just had sex with his computer
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by DrybonesYT March 18, 2021
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Technocide

When your technology is doing what you want and won't do as it's told, despite having, or not having, a voice interface and you decide you're GOing to FUCKing KILL IT!
Yes Your Honour, the defendant did indeed obliterate his smartphone. After aggressively smashing it against a wall, yelling at it until red in the face, and then jumping up and down on it until it ceased functioning, the accused stated it was a crime of passion motivated by Alexa...
It's one of the worst cases of Technocide this court has come across.
by EvileDNA September 7, 2022
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Technochondriac

An end user who is, probably not intentionally, working against solving their own problem.
I tried to work with him but he is a real Technochondriac, solving the problem would be easier with him uninvolved.
by Thanos_Of_Titan December 12, 2023
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TechnoChud

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1. A Clarkston/Davisburg paradox. A high-school dropout turned self-anointed philosopher who rails against white right-wing Christian suburbia while living in a trailer park surrounded by exactly that demographic. Loves to posture about global culture and systemic oppression, but his day-to-day is Kroger bags and steeple-lined skies.
2. The rave prophet of contradictions. Speaks the language of Berlin DJs and Detroit techno festivals, but knows virtually nothing about Detroit itself. Visits the city only when the bass drops, then retreats to his trailer park comfort zone.
3. In Chad vs. the Chuds lore: TechnoChud is the contradiction boss. His arena is a Clarkston trailer park lit by neon underglow, his monologues are Facebook rants against Christianity, and his ultimate move is blaming society for everything while never leaving the cul-de-sac.
4. A “world traveler” who insists he’s spent time in the Middle East but has never produced proof. In reality, hasn’t posted a photo outside the U.S. in over a decade. Treats anecdotes like passport stamps, and his “global perspective” is really just Clarkston with extra bass.



Origin & Stats: Clarkston/Independence Twp, MI (pop. ~38,000 in 2025, with 30+ churches ≈ 1 per 1,200 people). The name comes from techno (Detroit’s underground music) + chud (suburban grotesque). Popularized after anti-Christian rants on Facebook clashed with his church-dense hometown reality.
• “He wrote a 600-word post about dismantling the system — then went back to his trailer in Clarkston. That’s TechnoChud.”
• “Knows every Berlin label, but thought Mexicantown was a DJ collective. Pure TechnoChud.”
• “Claims solidarity with the oppressed while mocking his white trailer-park neighbors. Contradiction unlocked: TechnoChud.”
• “Talks about ‘his time in the Middle East,’ but the only evidence is 2013 Facebook check-ins at Meijer. TechnoChud flex.”
by Chuds McKinsey September 19, 2025
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