Teague Comedy

A comedy that is mainly targeted at uneducated Middle-Americans. You know you are watching a Teague Comedy when dialogue that isn't really that funny makes your fully-grown adult friend snort milk out of his nose, and when educated humor is said, the same man will chuckle half-heartedly because even though everyone else is laughing, he really didn't get the joke.

John: Man those Mel Brooks movies are sooooo funny, i snort milk out of my nose everytime i watch them!
Ben: Really? When's the last time you saw "Robin Hood: Men In Tights?"
John: I don't know, when i was 12...
Ben: Goddammit John, thats such a Teague Comedy!
*Ben punches John*
John: What was i thinking.....

by JG Schnooglebottoms May 25, 2010

Teague Drotar

A stupid gay dumb lesbian who smells like dead fertilizer and makes me nauseous constantly because he’s so gross

Alex Grado: Dude stop acting gay
Weird guy: never!
Alex Grado: Your such a Teague drotar!

by Fat igga mark April 18, 2019

Teague

A Moron, Idiot, or general douche.

Person 1 "Andrew is trying to ask out that senior through facebook again. She rejected him yesterday already."

Person 2 "What a teague."

by AngryEyes October 4, 2009

teague

a cantonese word which is used to describe the groping of another males penis causing blood to swell to the bellend.

Lie-po though it world be funny to teague Chun-su whilst he was sleeping.

by Allahbebacktofinishurmum June 19, 2006

josh teague

a complete and utter asshole. he always cheats and loves chubby sex. likes cock in the mouth. if you ever run into this person kick him the nuts and run

Don't be a Josh Teague.

by nbhsblood September 24, 2011

John Teague

Awesome Northwest Arkansas Real Estate Agent.

John Teague has been a Multi-Million Dollar Real Estate Sales Agent since 2003 in Northwest Arkansas.

by John Teague May 17, 2006

Teague Eyed

Crooked. Refering to a person named Teague who was crosseyed.

The Tower of Piza is all Teague Eyed.

by Evan August 19, 2003