trading fours

A jazz music term, indicating a pattern in which two solo instruments alternately play 4 measures each.

Engaging in senseless or pointless argument.

"You better move now little darlin' or you'll be
trading fours with the Jack of Speed" . . .
Steely Dan's 'Jack of Speed' from Two Against Nature, 2000

by James Cox November 4, 2006

Toading

To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion

Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts

by Spewnicorn February 6, 2019

pussy tearing

Rough sex involving a vagina

I'm really going to have it hard tonight , I'm going to find some rough sort and go pussy tearing

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

Teasing

When someone is turning you on but you can't do anything because you're at school

Oliver was teasing me during math

by person#13333333 June 4, 2018

trading lumber

When you try to shit into somebody else's worn out asshole and pass the turd back and forth until it loses its form.

The physics behind trading lumber is being researched by a team of gay scientists at the University of San Francisco.

by loose plumbing January 14, 2008

tedding out

to overthink or stress about something that is very simple. derived from the awesome tv show How I Met Your Mother.

Guy to girl: "hey" girl"hey" guy:"see ya" girl"ok bye" girl to girl2:"Oh jeez do what do you think he meant by that?!" girl2 to girl1"Stop tedding out all he meant was hello"

by awesomlyrandom November 12, 2010