Teach her a lesson

Aussie term for fucking a hot, but dumb or stupid girl. As if by some magic the act of banging her would knock some sense into her.

“Oh that Kelly’s a stupid bitch, geeze I’d love to teach her a lesson”

by Robby101 November 1, 2006

Teach For America

A sexual act involving an older woman (henceforth "teacher") and several younger lovers from an impoverished, inner-city community (henceforth "students"). The teacher wears nothing but the U.S. flag draped around her old, wrinkly body. The students wear Catholic school uniforms that expose their private parts and each has an apple in his or her mouth, not dissimilar to a roast pig. The students line up on their hands and knees with their assholes towards the teacher. The teacher inserts pieces of chalk into each student's asshole one-by-one until she can no longer fit any more in. At that point, the teacher uses a yardstick to smack the chalk farther into the anal cavity. During this process, the student must recite the pledge of allegiance.

Me and the boys are going to get together with my girl tonight and have her Teach for America.

by Miss Macintosh December 10, 2008

teach your grandfather to fuck

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.

He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2010

Teach orla

The house of unlimited toast

Person 1:"I was in teach orla the other day got so much toast"
Person 2:"ba maith leat aon tósta lads"

by Yuppa lads April 24, 2020

Teach Rapists Not to Rape

A view held by sjw's and third wave feminists. It basically sums itself up as "Don't teach women to defend themselves, teach rapists not to rape!"

"DAAYum, Helen, you got raped?"
"Yeah. When I posted that on facebook some dipshit gave me this stupid Teach Rapists Not to Rape speech."
"Wow. Does that fall under victim shaming or just being an asshat?"

by Argeuahble January 18, 2017

teach me

used to:
1)show humour at someone who has done something so bad or something so funny that you want to learn it yourself and want to do it yourself.
2)show humour at a player who makes an awful mistake,has a disapponiting touch or completely fails a trick,skill or 'showboat' and you want them to show you just how they did it!

1)Gary:"shit,ive just lost all my money and car keys"
Paul:"Teach Me!"
2)Chris completely makes a twat of himself trying to do some skills and falls over the ball,before banging his head on the concrete and ripping his brand new school shoes and trousers.
Liam:"Teach me!"

by Carlo Rocco February 18, 2008

teach me how to spell my name

to spell your name on someone’s dick

“you should come over and teach me how to spell my name.”
“oh you wanna ride my dick?”

by fhrsfhtdf August 30, 2022