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toffer

Victorian lower-class slang for "a superior whore".
Well aren't you a muliebrious lil toffer.
by Kal-38 April 14, 2009
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melted toffee sundae

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.
Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!
by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009
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Troff

Troff is the opposite to peak. Just like on a graph you have the peak, you also have the trough, or 'troff'. The peak is the best as it is the top, and the 'troff' is the worst as it is at the bottom. This therefore means that if something is 'troff' it is the worst it can possibly be.
Harry: Jack, I'm listening to some music about putting a pigeon in a box and sending it off to Rome, It's peak!

Jack: No, Harry, that music is troff, very troff indeed. errr.
by Merky Breh August 22, 2011
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Troffle

A bright yellow flash of undesired highness. The face is warm and coughing is very frequent. Hands are cold and uncomfortable feelings are present.
A troffle is a huge bong rip lights the face on fire and the subject dies.
by Mary Weather January 10, 2009
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Coffee Toffee

Fecal waste that is a direct by-product of and is triggered by coffee consumption. Typically the passing of a Coffee Toffee follows a complete cup of coffee but in some the urge to defecate can become overpowering even part way through their cup.
noun: After downing a latte with her lunch, Sophie found herself holding up the restroom cue as she dumped a massive coffee toffee into her work toilet, leaving a damning skid mark in its wake.

verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.
by The_Beard_of_Odin April 17, 2009
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Toffees

Endearing nickname for Everton football club. Coined in 19th century when ladies would sell toffees at the home matches. Modern equivalent to this toffee is the black and white striped Everton Mint
Who are the Toffees playing this weekend?
by ud40 February 23, 2005
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toffen

I toffen play games
by BATCUTBUT January 11, 2019
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