The amazing ability of Pork Scotch's to bore you to bloody death just by saying "hello" to you. If he ever sees that you are in his boring presence you must escape it immediately because if the boring, gay twat so much as looks you in the eye, you will drop to the floor and fall into a deep sleep. He has entered many talent shows and the reason he didn't win was because he knocked out all the judges when he got on the stage and said "Hello there I'm Max" while wearing his shades that make him look important. He thinks he knocks all the ladies out because he's 'drop dead gorgeous'.
Pork Scotch: Hello Alex.
Me: Please don't use the Pork Scotch Talent on me!
Pork Scotch: What Talent? I don't recall any Tal...
Me (snoring): snaaaaaagggghhhhh, wwwwhhhoooooo.
Me: Please don't use the Pork Scotch Talent on me!
Pork Scotch: What Talent? I don't recall any Tal...
Me (snoring): snaaaaaagggghhhhh, wwwwhhhoooooo.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 28, 2009
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Taylees tend to be extremely nice and patient people... but they kinda have to be since they constantly have to tell people they meet "Hi, Im Taylee-- no not Haley, Tay-Lee. No... Taylee. Not Taylor. Look, it's like Taylor and Haley... or like Tay and Lee..." This girl also tends to care about everyone and is a pretty selfless person. Since she cares so much about other people, this makes her slightly indecisive when it comes to making decisions because she "doesn't care" and "what you want is fine". She is down to earth, laid-back, and loves to chill. But, don't let that deceive you, because if you're really close to her, you know she can be a crazy bitch (in a good way) who is really silly and loves hearing and making jokes. She loves to laugh, so she will usually surround herself with friends who enjoy having a good time or just a good laugh. She is definitely one of those people who seem quiet... but once you get to know them... you can't get them to stop talking. If you are friends with a Taylee, you can probably always count on her. Since, they are rare, once you meet a Taylee, don't let her go because she could be one of the most interesting people you ever meet.
Taylee? Oh, I thought her name was Taylor-- she's such a sweetie!
Ooh Taylee... you cray cray :)
Taylee is so adorable, I love her!
Ooh Taylee... you cray cray :)
Taylee is so adorable, I love her!
by thatswhatshesaid....orhesaid November 13, 2010
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When my friend asked me who she should call to get into the entertainment business, I told her to find a reputable talent agency like Crown Model Management or William Morris.
by Irina Rusnikov November 3, 2009
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Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!
Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?
Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!
Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?
Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
by Dok April 16, 2005
Get the no talent ass clown mug.Taylan is the kinda of guy you don't leave your girlfriend in a room with. His cock is humongously enormous and his balls are colossally disgustingly large in there glorious mighty stature. He's simply the best to ever do it, all his friends are jealous of him, they admirer him because he made them and there just little whiney crybaby bitches who eat muck.
Girl 1: "Did you see Taylan's Dick pick!?"
Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"
Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"
*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*
Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."
Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"
Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"
*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*
Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."
by therealdeal2121 January 13, 2022
Get the Taylan mug.Taylea is a bright happy girl that always makes people laugh. She is always caring about other more than her self. She is extremely nice and beautiful and will do anything for you. Taylea will protect her loved ones at any coast . If u have a Taylea keep her she is worth it. Taylea would most likely have brown hair with hazel eye and be very active and fit . Taylea is someone special. If u ever see Taylea sad go talk to her because it not normal for her to be sad but never piss her off . Taylea is going to be the best person u will ever meet and the greatest friend or partner!
by Spencer green December 11, 2018
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