An unusually calm guy who keeps his cool at all times. Good looking and charming, is as unique as his name.
by T-Dish February 5, 2010
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Tavi - meaning a smallish stannary market town full of a mix of grave dodgers, middle class social climbers with no social conscience and working class locals who think that feminism is for queers.
Stock - from the Latin meaning of St "looks nice in summer if you can see through the tourists and hear the birds above the American Tourists exclaiming their surprise that this Tavi has a shoe shop" and Ock - nice place to go before you die
Tavi - meaning a smallish stannary market town full of a mix of grave dodgers, middle class social climbers with no social conscience and working class locals who think that feminism is for queers.
Stock - from the Latin meaning of St "looks nice in summer if you can see through the tourists and hear the birds above the American Tourists exclaiming their surprise that this Tavi has a shoe shop" and Ock - nice place to go before you die
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Tavistock Old mothers with Range Rovers
Tavistock Retired Colonels
and
Tavistock Hyacinth Buckets by the Bucket
I've going to have do a Tavistock - I've given up any hope of succeeding in my chosen career, or I'm too old to care any more so I'm going to die here or kill some young people in my car
Tavistock Campsite
Tavistock Free for all parking, even on roundabouts
Tavistock Housewives
Tavistock Young mothers
Tavistock Old mothers with Range Rovers
Tavistock Retired Colonels
and
Tavistock Hyacinth Buckets by the Bucket
I've going to have do a Tavistock - I've given up any hope of succeeding in my chosen career, or I'm too old to care any more so I'm going to die here or kill some young people in my car
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a P.I.M.P. (usually true)
almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)
a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
a P.I.M.P. (usually true)
almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)
a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
by Tavis' secret admirer October 1, 2007
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Get the Tavian mug.Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.
I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.
by plyd011 December 24, 2010
Get the German taxidermist mug.tavie is a pretty girl she is super nice she will always be there for you. She is the most kindest person ever she never says anything bad about anyone and she talks nicely about everyone and everything! she is incredibly gifted at any sport she plays , she is very popular everyone knows who tavie is and everyone wants to be her friend, she has a very sweet soul and she is the person to go to when going though anything. She is very beautiful and she is everyone friend. Her jokes are so so so so funny she has a great sense of humor and can make anyone laugh she is also super super cool!
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omg did you see tavie is so pretty i wish i could be like her -ahhhhh
tavie she is so good at sports
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tavie she is so good at sports
by jim reall December 4, 2017
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Tavia your the BEST!
by nevaeha February 3, 2010
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