Tarquin

a person who is freinds with many and is a joking asshole to them he means no harm but when a fight comes up he comes out on top

wow look at tarquin he just kick their ass with out a sweat

by cosmicboi September 29, 2020

Churchwell tarquin

An upscale magician who teaches thousands of magicians online how to perform magic.

David Blaine all other great magicians of the world were taught by Churchwell tarquin

by Thomas Starkey July 29, 2008

Tarquin

he's a stereotypical example of a perfect human being who has a job, wins a medal, has a degree and likes reggae and football, as described by contemporary god Joe Talbot

why don't you get a job?
even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry's got a job
so why don't you get a job?

by UrbanTemps September 20, 2018

Tarquin & Margo

Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.

Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!

by Rikstir July 20, 2019

Tarquin morgan

The GREASTEST Being to walk the earth, ever in history.

Critical damage tarquin Morgan

by BECKY13👻 November 17, 2019

Tarquin

Latin for wee drop

I was so excited I Tarquined

by Tarquin the Tessie August 5, 2022

Tarquin

A man named Luke gillam

I want to go to dinner with a Tarquin

by Tarquin identifier July 30, 2023