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wedding tackle

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle
by Ugly Dave September 7, 2007
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wedding tackle

male genitalia

Often used to alert caution about them.

Tackle is just an old fashioned word for equipment so it's the gear a man will need on his wedding night - he hopes. It's nothing to do with fishing or lures at all.
As the nurse placed a bowl of steaming hot soup on his lap, the old chap exclaimed, "Mind me wedding tackle, dearie!"
by Yeoman O' The Guard March 1, 2013
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Myung Tackle

The Myung Tackle refers to any onstage American-football style tackling of a band's front man or lead singer by a bass player who still has his instrument attached to his body. Made famous when John Myung tackled James LaBrie.
Perhaps the deadliest of John Myung's techniques is not the two-handed tap, but the Myung Tackle.
by CanadianBassJew October 23, 2006
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Tartle

A common Scottish term to insert at the awkward moment when you temporarily forget someone's name. Useful to avoid that occasional embarrassment.
Steve: Hi, Susan!
Susan: Hi . . . uhhhhhh . . . Steve! Sorry, I tartled there for a moment.
by lodedosdeensaladareal September 5, 2011
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tickle-tackle

Yet another slang term for male genitalia, but twee and camp rather than vulgar.
"If you show me your boobs I'll show you me tickle-tackle."
by Alex C W January 19, 2008
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tardler

retarded toddler, or one who acts like one
Man, I work with a bunch of tardlers!
by Sterling4 August 3, 2007
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crunch tackle

A type of tackle, in the game of football, where the player that has the ball during play, get hit hard as hell and knocked down in the same second or sooner.
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A crushing tackle delivered to any football player while the ball is in play, especially if either doesn't cause a penalty or a flag thrown by the referee/s.
Ronnie Lott, Charles Haley, Richard Dent, Mike Singletary, Shawne Merriman, etc. are all specialist of the crunch tackle.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 27, 2010
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