Tequila Goggles

When your eyes transform (not literally) after about 6 shots of tequila, and any human in yo sheets is fine.

Every mongoloid she had ever brought home was due to the tequila goggles she wore on previous hammadrunk nights.

by lalalaPOW October 6, 2010

tila tequila

A great example of what's wrong with America.

Tila Tequila scares me.

by nrl6487 December 26, 2007

tequila

liquid panty remover

guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"

by Rick August 8, 2003

Tequila Mockingbird

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008

tequila suicide

An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.

I did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. It was freakin awesome :)

by jeff24 September 5, 2005

Tequila sandwich

Drinking a margarita, followed by a tequila shot, then another margarita

Hey bartender get me a tequila sandwich

by WohllyMammoth July 24, 2016

Tila Tequila

A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics

I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted!

by Wilson1 February 16, 2008