Tape 1

Refers to anything that is happy and awesome in reference to the movie Titanic in its VHS form. Everything amazing happened in Tape 1 whereas in Tape 2 everything went to shit.

Omg that dinner was tape 1. Yo her outfit is tape 1. That bitch is so cool she's tape 1. I'd like to know Beyoncé in real life I feel like that bitch be tape 1.

by Tapeonegirl February 29, 2016

tape monster

when your mom tries to wrap a present but instead covers it with tape in order to hide her crappy wrapping job

I got a total tape monster for my birthday! Im gonna need a machete to get that shit open.

by Graciela Mason April 23, 2009

tape-jockey

n. A computer operator in a data center. Connotates an IT person with a brainless, repetitive or tedious job, such as a backup operator.

Make sure the tape jockey's know that this new database needs to be backed up daily.

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

tape n' tap

when a girl is either really bitchy or annoying or both so if you were to have sex with her then you would duct tape her mouth to keep her quiet to make it more enjoyable, for you at least.

A: What do you think of that chick?
B: Wow that bitch, shes such a tape n' tap
A: Like 5 layer tape n' tap status.

by bbspo January 31, 2008

Tape media enthusiast

A person who has a intense love, interest, enjoyment, and/or approval with tape-based media formats (such as VHS, Audio cassettes, Betamax tapes, 8mm video/Video8 tapes, Hi8 tapes, MiniDV tapes, etc.). They have existed since the invention of magnetic tape.

"The tape media enthusiast i've ever seen is the inventor of this definition." - Talking VHS tape

by Ryan900USAYT April 19, 2022

Tape Bomb

A significant news event hitting the wires that may or will move financial markets.

Trader1: More tape bombs hitting ...

RTRS: EUROZONE: MERKEL SAYS GERMANY PREFERS FRENCH INSOLVENCY TO A DEBT UNION
RTRS: GERMAN FINMIN. ANNOUNCES PLAN TO PRINT DMARKS AS PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE
RTRS: EUROZONE: SARKOZY SAYS GERMANS HAVE NOT LEARNED LESSONS OF THE PAST

Trader2: <minimising Angry Birds screen> Shit, shit, shit, SELL FRENCH BANKS

by North Wind November 24, 2011

tape poop

The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.

{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:

And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.

I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.

by Telephony October 3, 2020