The Tadpole

When your having intercourse using a condom. Right when you are about to finish you pull half way out of the condom. So that when you finish the condom is still left in the women. Not realizing it when she gets up to pee the condom is still hanging from her like a tadpoles tail.

While having sex with a condom on pull your dick half way out. After you cum the condom is still left in her. When she gets up to go pee she wont know that it's hanging between her legs like a The Tadpole tail. When she pees it fall off like a tadpoles tail.

by Spyder2k99 March 22, 2009

Tadpole Launch

Violently stimulating your member, the momentum building, you feel them swimming up you, their momentum building. You’re volatile. Any little movement could send you over the edge and your little guys flying into the abyss (the corner of your bed that you don’t sleep on)

God, people say Amanda is eating too much and getting too big and that’s she’s ugly, but as I watch her devour her eighth chocolate bar in 10 minutes, I’m titillated. Nipples…turgid, lower member…erect, goop sack…swollen. GOD I NEED TO EXCUSE MYSELF TO THE BATHROOM SO I CAN TADPOLE LAUNCH TO HER VSCO

by Prolapseboiii November 3, 2023

shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

by Kipst3r September 15, 2013

alabama tadpole matrix

The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.

Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!

Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!

Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*

by frapeham3 November 30, 2011

albino tadpoles

Albino tadpoles are sperm

She didn't want my albino tadpoles to go up stream so just pulled out and jizzed in her face.

by SkunkyZ July 30, 2006

Tadpole

Frog sperm

Don’t listen to your biology lessons, tadpoles are frog sperm

by holamisamigos May 13, 2018

topeka tadpole

a Topeka tadpole involves first feeding your partner a pound of spinach and garbonzo beans and then having your partner drink laxitives. after about twenty minutes the laxitives should take effect and you sit face up on a car hood while your partner stands over you and expells their bowels onto your face. The barely digested meal will resemble tadpoles as it spills on your face.

Colin needs to lay of those topeka tadpole sessions because it cant be good for his prius.

by bad dan May 10, 2010