Asshole tangling

Car wreck. When two people are driving like assholes and get into a car accident.

There's been an asshole tangling up ahead. Looks like we are going to be late.

by BIGwood223 November 19, 2020

Shit Tangle

An alternative to "Clusterfuck". A disorganized situation. A frustrating and futile effort.

1. I ain't going to the mall with you kid, that place is gonna be a Shit Tangle.

2. I was checking the freestyle battle last night, those boys rhymes was a Shit Tangle.

by fire star May 2, 2008

tangled fish

Another word for drunk, intoxicated, hammered, etc...
Caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol.

I drank so much I was like a tangled fish caught in a net.

by Marty08 September 3, 2008

tangle berries

The small pieces of crap that adhere matted in the hairs around the anus. Technically, each berry is never larger than the seeds of a strawberry - although in full harvest, there is always enough to cause a smell.

Dried tangle berries have the additional irritation of being able to cut through toilet paper on each wipe.

Gawd I've got an itchy arse... it's not so much the skid marks but the tangle berries.

by S Hunter July 25, 2006

tangled web

the confusing situation where people usually lying with each other

the inquiry revealed a tangled web of fraud

by Snow17 January 2, 2014

Butt Tangle

When your butt hair gets tangled up and you can't shit, so you have to pry your ass cheeks apart and cut the hair to get it untangled.

Donny couldn't finish taking a shit due to his sweaty butt tangle.

by BellasCheekies July 11, 2016

Tangled in the web

1. An untamed gathering involving excessive drinking and promiscuity.

2. In the mix; stuck in a situation that you can't get out of which could be good or bad.

Four tequila shots, nine beers, and one bock-tail later Mr. Youth was Tangled in the web.

by The Children of Tivoli Terrace January 6, 2009