Taepot :)

Taepot, a term used to describe Cian because he his a taepot.

“Your such a taepot :)”
“Your the taepot :)”

by sssomeoneee August 23, 2021

tamold

1. A word for exclamation

2. An order

"TAMOLD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, TAMOLD!"

by anonymous March 6, 2022

feeling the beat of the tambourine

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

by Patrick Bateman October 3, 2010

Tamorery

A confusing situation which can be due to a trick.

"There are no more cutleries? What a tamorery!"

by Tamor December 7, 2021

Attention Tampon

Someone who soaks up all of the attention.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't stand this new guy, he's such a kiss-up!

Guy #2: I know! He's such an attention tampon!

by TheSpirix January 23, 2011

Tadpole vision

Altered state of mind in a man caused by lack of sex. As if the tadpoles (sperm) are backing up to behind the eyes, affecting the vision. Can make average women appear extremely attractive. In extreme cases EVERY woman seems attractive.

Dude, did you just check out my grandma's ass?

Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!

by path of least resistance January 27, 2010

tampon swing

Pulling a bloody tampon out your cunt getting blood on the toilet bowl

Karen tampon swinged all over my toilet now theres blood everywhere looks like a crime scene

by Tomscunt January 19, 2016