tamp-zag

The use of a tampon paper to roll a joint

I ran out of zig zags so I used a tampon paper to roll a joint. Dawning the tamp-zag.

by Vroth'Aari May 5, 2010

Tamp-Pops

A use tampon frozen for over a week at 59 degress or less or until signature clots appear now using for the act of feltching. Go green good for enviroment.

like a frozen bannna popcilcle but made out of a reclaimed tampon. Tamp-pops

by CrazyChrisGreen June 18, 2011

Tamp Fire

Fire started with a box of Tampons.

"Do any of you bitches have a tampon? We need to start a tamp fire."

by Voodoo Shop Talk October 23, 2011

Tamp Stamp

If someone sports a tramp stamp...it likely indicates they spend a lot of time "tramping" (translation: they are a slut). When someone exhibits expert tamping skill, it likely indicates they spend a lot of time "tamping" (translation: they are a coffee slut).

"Nice tamp stamp dude...coffee much?"

by Warp42 August 11, 2016

Tamp Cramp

When a female puts a tampon in, which decides not to cooperate and causes her entire lower body to seize up in terrible pain.

Gina: AAAAAAHHHH WTF!@#$%^&*!!!
Val: Oh man, she's having a tamp cramp.

by wild oranges September 26, 2010

Tamp-punt

While playing soccer, one may run at full speeds towards a female who has possesion of the ball. While being on her "time of the month", the player will attempt to kick the soccer ball away from the hormonal female, miss, and punt her right in the vagina. Unfortunately, she will be wearing a tampton. The impact feels as though the tamp has been lodged deep into your vaginal crevaces.

Kris- "Lookout, Brianne, I'm comin for the ball!"
Brianne- "Go easy on me, my uterus is about to explode!"

Kris runs as fast as a speeding train, attempts to kick the ball, misses and boots brianne right in her twat.

Brianne - "OOOWW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU TAMP-PUNTED ME!!!"
Kris - "Whoops."

by aantlion August 10, 2009

Tamp juice

The juice wrung from a used tampon

Go drink some Tamp Juice bitch!

by mrmcdoodle March 20, 2010