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taily wacker

an small uncircumcised penis resembling that of a turkeys
I heard that fucker has a taily wacker
by wqerlkhjb November 9, 2017
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talley wacker

A person who carelessly masturbates.ie wacker
"yo man.. I went to Chads house and that talley wacker was walking around with it in his hand!"
by Kevin w.s January 2, 2008
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tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others
that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker
by jake February 23, 2005
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tallywhacker

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.
Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.
by Ron April 1, 2004
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Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.
*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!
by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011
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talywhacker

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker
by John Gaskell October 2, 2003
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Tallywacker Tickle

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.
1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle
by Lenny3k January 19, 2009
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