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Shania Twain

The only country music you can listen to without throwing up.

Shania is a beautiful woman with a beautiful voice and is married to AC/DC producer Mutt Lange.
Shania plays guitar, sings, and writes all her own music. Her songs are upbeat and not like average depressing country music.
by Ana October 8, 2004
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Never the Twain shall meet

A phrase that serves to clarify the fact that Mark Twain and Shania Twain have never met, and indeed will never meet, on account of his dying some 55 years before her birth.
Man 1: "Have Mark Twain and Shania Twain ever met? Indeed, will they ever meet?"
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."
by PatrickNewman October 28, 2010
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Shania Twain

A Canadian country singer with an interesting background. She writes her own songs and is VERY good.
Shania Twain is my favorite singer ever!
by shania's September 5, 2005
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shania twain

The world's most expensive table dancer.
Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.
by circushead December 20, 2006
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Shania Twain

a Canadian country music star who has had big pop hits in the fucking PC 90s and beyond. She is married to producer Robert John "Mutt" Lange who oversaw great music in the 80s but now produces mostly shit. Shania is sexier than hell, but her songs are yuppified, Ally McBeal fan type pop shit for the soccer mom set, totally awesome in their flat out suckability. Utter crap.
Shania Twain is very sexy but her songs don't impress me much. Her albums belong in the shitcan. Complete trash.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006
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Mark Twain’s

Basically just a classy way to refer to a girls tits or more formally, her “breasts
“God man, I can stop looking at Chelsea’s Mark Twain’s”

“Really man? She mad thicc, that’s what you’re looking at?”

Yeah man, my eyes just gravitate bro”

“I’ll pray for you bro”

Feels bad man
by PotatoMasterJDM January 6, 2019
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Cleaved in Twain

The best fucking thrash metal band to come out of New Zealand ever!
'Did you hear that fat, new Cleaved in Twain track"
'FUCK YES, that was EPIC!!!'
by MetalHead8399 December 25, 2011
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