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trump's law

The idea that, for every action, statement, or tweet that Donald Trump has makes during his campaign or during his presidency, there is a past action, statement, or tweet that almost completely contradicts it.
"Trump going golfing so much during his presidency after criticizing Obama for doing the same thing is Trump's law in action."
by onepandaboi April 18, 2018
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Trump’s Wall

A wall Donald Trump wants to build as part of his master plan to grab em by the pussy.

Step 1: Build wall
Step 2: kick out Latino men
Step 3: Easy picking of hot latina chicks
Intelligent person: “The true purpose of Trump’s Wall is something the Fake News Media won’t tell you.”
by Artemboss July 17, 2018
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Trump's touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.
by Zariza January 31, 2020
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trump's last name

Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.
You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?

Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?

You: you mean like trump's wall?

Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh
by PINKB0II October 19, 2020
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Trump’s razor

Trump's razor refers to the philosophical idea or scientific principle that of any given set of explanations for Donald Trump’s behavior, it is most likely that the stupidest explanation is the correct one.
Internet sleuth: “That anonymous op-ed in the NYTimes had to have been John Kelly.
He used the word “lodestar” to throw Mike Pence under the bus. It’s three dimensional chess, man!”

Bob Woodward: “There isn’t any 3D chess in that place. There’s not even a game of checkers. Trump’s razor says it was Mike Pence himself.”
by ZakkFlash September 5, 2018
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Trump's Cudgel

That which can be dismissed by evidence can be asserted, bigly. Believe me.
B.oB. used Trump's Cudgel to defend his position on the shape of the Earth.
by DJ Trainwreck February 28, 2017
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Trump’s Wall

A proposed border wall between Mexico and the U.S. which depending upon your political orientation will either save or utterly destroy America as we know it when in reality it will be a source for protest and more insanity between political parties.
Republican: Wow Trump’s Wall will solve our immigration problem!

Liberal: Are you insane? That’s not how most immigrants get into the U.S.!
by Life’s Observations November 15, 2017
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