R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

t(-_-t)

An emoticon which means "fuck you"

AIMnick: t(-_-t)
AIMnick2: what bitch, im gonna kick your ass

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Don't T

A shorter version of the phrase Don't Touch My Ankles The act of wearing pants that don't reach your ankle

Nerd: "I'm so cool. I'm wearing jeans!"
Joc: "That ain't cool if its a Don't T!"

by 0mikey0 July 17, 2009

T.T.O.T.M

"That Time Of The Month"

"I wouldn't talk to Cathy, it's T.T.O.T.M"

by Tom Eggerton March 18, 2006

D U T T

To wish bad on someone, instead of saying "I hope he dies" you could say "I dutt on him" or, if you're doing it for shits and giggle, you could say "I dutt on anyone named Samantha."

We D U T T on anyone named Bartholomew.

by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 20, 2017

T-T

tears in the eyes, anime/asian style smily face (er this one is sad)

i just lost my balls T-T

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

t(-_-t) or t(-.-t)

The emote of someone giving the finger. Used as a calm, non-nutritive reply to a troll, (usually on a MMO/MMORPG)or just something to piss people off. Whether a _ or a . is used for the mouth is completely optional.

~BobbyJoe56: LEEROY JENKINS
~xXNonTrollFeedahXx:wtf man
~BobbyJoe56: fuck that lol *trollface*
~xXNonTrollFeedahXx: t(-_-t) or t(-.-t)
~BobbyJoe56: . . .
~xXNonTrollFeedahXx: AHAHA! SUCCESS AGAIN!

by xXEmoteQueenXx January 19, 2011