Snorgasm

What occurs when the Snorgtees ad appears on your computer screen.

Those Snorgtees shirts are ugly but the model was so hot i got a Snorgasm.

by IWFP November 3, 2010

Snowgasm

What a kid has when his school declares a snow day.

OMG mom. No school! I'm going to have a snowgasm.

Don't forget to use protection. I left your gloves in the closet.

by rogerthewhale February 8, 2014

snoregasm

Sound or sounds emitted similar to that of a sexual orgasm, but are actually due to extreme boredom, a lack of cognizance of your immediate surroundings and/or a suspension of consciousness.

Yo, that movie caused me to have a major snoregasm!
I snoregasmed my way through that pseudo conversation.

by subversive monkey February 14, 2012

Snorgasm

When you fake an orgasm so you can (finally) go to sleep.

I was so tired last night that I had a Snorgasm so I could finally go to sleep.

by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016

snorgasboard

1)When something is beyond boring.

A)"The movie Titanic was a total snorgasboard"
B)"Micheal got pinched with the hookers and the blow, looks like this stag is gonna be another snorgasboard"

by Bean Von Cool February 21, 2008

Snowgasm

The feeling that embraces you when freshly fallen snow squeaks under your boots.

Oh man, it's been snowing this night, I'm gonna have so many snowgasms walking to school.

by Cro Ski January 26, 2014

snorkgasm

Fit of uncontrollable snorking, during which the snorker is rendered helpless.

The victim is often in a state of extreme distress; not to be confused with fake snorking.

....

x: That snorkgasm she had yesterday was shit-scary.

y: We almost had to take her to the emergency room, duh. Thank god she finally passed out.

x: Yeah, I hope that never happens to me.

y: Dude, you have no sense of humor. Not likely.

by escuchon May 13, 2008