Swooping

The act of shaking a baby violently in order to awaken it.

I was swooping the baby all morning to feed it.

by dick cheyney fucking mcguiver October 13, 2018

Swooping

Sweaty Pooping

I’m sorry I missed the meeting because I was swooping. I had the swoops

Steven hawking always has a mad case of the swoops

by JayRepublic January 4, 2020

Swooping

When you cream pie your girl, and while shes on the way to the washroom, you stick your hand between her legs and scoop the cum from front to back. Then slap it into her face.

My wife kicked me out of the house because she doesnt like swooping

by JennybB==D February 10, 2021

Swooping

Swiping on your phone while pooping.

"Just taking my swooping break on Twitter in the bathroom."
"I liked your post on Instagram while swooping on the toilet."

by MaxMonster April 17, 2021

Swooping

A sexual act in which one individual (suspended in the air) "swoops" towards another, using their tongue to pleasure their supine partner as they pass.

A: "I've been really interested in trying out Swooping lately."
B: "If you can get your hands on the equipment, I'd be happy to join in."

by TheLeg November 5, 2025

swooping is bad

Used when someone doesn't take your warnning seriously or ignores your concerns.

M : you fear barbarians will swoop down upon you ?
A : yes. Swooping is bad !

by Madame de fer October 1, 2018

Swooping Cocksucker

While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)

The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!

by grbjdealer July 24, 2019