Swoon

An exclusive, middle-aged or older, boyfriend or girlfriend.

I'm spending the weekend traveling with my swoon.

by Marooooom March 30, 2016

swoon

pertaining to a pirate

Tiffany, how many times do I have to tell you? Captain Jack Sparrow is a swoon kind of guy!

by sfjlljeni January 13, 2008

swoon

A hoe ass dude that wants you for nudes or for sex. Physical trash.

Hayden is such a swoon

by ARI:) January 4, 2019

swoon

To vomit just a little in your mouth then re-swollow

After i watched dirty danceing i swooned

by Yar1984 March 6, 2008

poon swoon

one who swoons in for the poon. VAGINA!!!!

john went for a poon swoon friday night at the roller rink.

by eric biagi December 8, 2006

swoon flu

When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.
Friend B: Why come?
Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.

by SexyLexy1234 May 7, 2009

Anti-Swoon

Unenthusiastic fainting.

person a: "hey, did you see that celebrity across the street?"

person b: "yeah, but he's totally an anti-swoon"

by JimmysBigJimmy October 13, 2017