swooning

the art of using the word swoo

" youre so swoo;" or" omfg! u just got swoo`ed" ;
"wow youre so good at swooning"

by mark:D oh yea ( matt lets get like 09271 words) March 22, 2007

Swoon

A foolish person.

"How exactly does one accurately program HTML and perform brain surgery while translating ancient scrolls from Greek to Latin to Arab to African to American Sign Language, masturbating, and eating cereal?"
"Jesus Christmas, George, you swoon! Let me do it."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

swoons

an old english word for shit

Ah swoons I dropped my glass.

by ohemgee April 27, 2008

Swoon

An exclusive, middle-aged or older, boyfriend or girlfriend.

I'm spending the weekend traveling with my swoon.

by Marooooom December 20, 2015

poon swoon

one who swoons in for the poon. VAGINA!!!!

john went for a poon swoon friday night at the roller rink.

by eric biagi December 08, 2006

swoon flu

When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.
Friend B: Why come?
Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.

by SexyLexy1234 May 07, 2009

Swoon Magnet

When someone is so beautiful, perfect, and attractive physically and mentally. that they attract many folks of the same and opposite sex.

Have you met that super babe Casey? She is such a Swoon magnet .

by PegMePeggy December 04, 2018