Switzerland

Best country in the world. Reasons: best chocolate, best cheese, best food (raclette and fondue), best mountains, best skiing, best views, best lakes, best land, best cows, best schools, best grass, best water, best snow, best clouds, best sun, best rain, best weather, best aroma, best ice cream (Movenpick), however, most expensive beanbag in the world. Swiss in not a language to anyone out there who is dumb.

Where does Toblerone come from? Are you dumb? It comes from Switzerland, the best country in the world.

Switzerland by alpaka fbi open up spies April 21, 2020

Switzerland

Switzerland is a landlocked country in central Europe surrounded by Germany, France, Italy, and Lichtenstein. It is surrounded by beautiful mountains and lush landscapes. It is known for its wealth, beauty, infamous neutrality, price of living there and of course, chocolate. In my opinion, Switzerland is the most beautiful country in Europe. It is a snowy heaven. It has 4 official languages, German, French, Italian, and Romansh. Most residents speak German as their first language, but many also speak Italian, French, or English. It is also known for its Ski resorts, many of which are the most beautiful in the world. The most famous is Zermatt, which sits on the Matterhorn mountain. Switzerland is not part of the EU, so it uses its own currency, the Swiss Franc, which is among the most valuable in the world. Switzerland's immigration is near impossible if you do not a job or a wife there. It always ranks very high on the UN's "HDI" (Human Development Index) With a population of about 8 million people, it has never been in any major conflicts and generally gets along with all of its neighboring countries. All in all, Switzerland is one of the prettiest and amazing countries in the world.

Joe: Hey where do you want to move when you grow up?
John: Bern, Switzerland, one of the most expensive but most beautiful cities in the world.

Switzerland by Swisen1T48 January 12, 2021

Switzerland

Well-known for its chocolate, mountains, and neutrality.

Switzerland is going to become the Kowloon Walled City when WWIII breaks out. I'm calling it.

Switzerland by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Switzerland

A country of yodelling mountain goat herders and hot blondes named Heidi.

A country in Europe that never chooses sides in wars.

Switzerland makes good hot chocolate.

Switzerland by Me August 16, 2003

Switzerland

"Something you can bank on, just not in wars"

My money is in Switzerland, they will not fight in world war II.
My money is on Switzerland, they will not fight in world war II.

Switzerland by ankchak October 25, 2018

Switzerland

The best country in the world.

"Where do you wish to live when you get old?"--"Switzerland."

Switzerland by Qiu Qiu March 8, 2023

Switzerland

A country whose people think every good thing comes from themselves and the bad ones from the foreigners who live there.

1. Switzerland is a country which is obssessed with being "neutral"!

Switzerland by schwitz May 22, 2005