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1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card.

2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.

3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.
"Get yur ass outside to get a switch, or I'll pick one out for'ya!"
by Dave January 6, 2004
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A person who dabbles in both sexual domination AND submission.
I don't know if I wanna be slapped with the riding crop, or to slap someone else. I guess that makes me a switch.
by grayfox622 January 15, 2009
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A game no one should play. The game is like this: put two fingers in your mouth and two fingers in your a**hole. Then you switch the fingers, hence the name.
Person 1 :"Hey let's play switch!"
Person 2:" Ewwww... What the f*ck!"
by Marisol.R April 9, 2017
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A game when you have one finger in your ass, and one in your mouth. When someone says "Switch", you switch them as quickly as possible.
by Small orange January 7, 2017
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A word describing a girl who has the characteristics of a Slut, Whore, and a Bitch. (S)lut + (W)hore + B(itch) = SWITCH.
Dang, that girl Monique is such a Switch!
by jackmichelletyler August 17, 2007
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A knife that requires "skill" to handle, not just any regular blade, one that flips and twist and shit. Originates from knives that people use that switch blade knives.
I grabbed that switch and stabbed him while flipping that shit
by SlimDicky August 14, 2018
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A game in which there is one leader and any number of players. When the game starts, players put one finger in their mouth and another finger in their asshole.

The leader will, at his discretion, yell “SWITCH!” At which point, the players must all switch the finger which was previously in their mouth to their asshole and vice versa.

The last player to successfully switch is out. The last player remaining is the new leader.
Hey, you guys wanna play a game of switch to see who gets the biggest piece of cake?
by The Real Renus Collector August 25, 2019
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