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swimdick

There are two stages of swimdick:
1. Your penis will shrink to at least a fifth of its normal size due to cold water temperatures.

2. Your penis will become erect at the sight of bikini bitches and will be impossible to hide.
Me: dude, what's wrong? Why are you holding your crotch?
Male Friend: I've got swimdick, man
Me: I feel your pain
by ironluke June 28, 2014
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Soilder

Soilder is a common misspelling of soldier, usually meaning whoever has typed the message containing soilder is a small child who has not yet learned the difference between the ground and a soldier, and can often be found being used by new players in the game Roblox. See Solider for similar misspelling.

For example, that noob who keeps misspelling literally everything he types might say, "how to bea n us mairnes soilder?". Everyone will continue to ignore him until some hopeless soul tries to explain it to him, "so you go into menu and select... (he will explain all of it to him)". Of course, the noob who keeps misspelling literally everything he types will not understand, and ask the same question until he either leaves or gets fed up with nobody answering him.
"I wnat be soilder, how be soilder?" the noob says, and nobody listens to him because he's been asking the same or similar things for maybe even hours on end.
by NewbzRKee(Probably) February 11, 2020
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swindlist

best rec room player, most popular rec room player, most followed on instagram, professional at every single game including 2k (only greens) and minecraft (number 1 bedwars)
shit is that the swinalist yes its the swindlist we better have to run i am so scared of him he is the best i love him
by Player of ALL the games March 24, 2021
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Frank's Wild Years

This album was Tom Wait's 1987 release. In all actuality, it was the soundtrack to a play of the same name that Waits had written and starred in, it was about a murderous accordion player. One of his most popular songs, Innocent When You Dream, is on the album. More Than Rain is here with I'll Be Gone, as well. It is a sad sort of album, but with plenty of up tempo music and a bit of old style jazziness to it.
An excerpt from Frank's Wild Years'
Straight Up To The Top (Rhumba)-

I'm going straight up to the top
Up where the air is fresh and clean
I know that I will never stop, no no
Until I know I'm wild and free
I'm like a champagne bubble
Pop pop pop
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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Swillyite

A theiving, drug-taking, corsa driving, benefit stealing, burbery wearing, fight starting, car burning, knife carrying, joint smoking, ill-spoken, un-educated, no morals, stinking ugly sub-human. Normally residing in the area of Plymouth UK known as Swilly or North Prospect.
Swillyite: Ere meht, you lurkin at me burds tats, ya focker, innit n that lite.

Without accent: Here mate, are you looking my birds tits, you fucker, isn't it and that like (wtf?!)

Translation: Excuse me sir, are you examining my girlfriends breasts because if you are I disapprove!
by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006
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Swiddle

To convince the use of ones point of view, stance, disposition, or new idea in a smooth stylish manner.
The new iPhone 11 swiddles because of it's new features.
by LGG#39 December 12, 2019
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Jackson Swindle

1.A slang term for a very orange object. i.e. Fruits, colors, blemishes, etc.

2.A slang term for receding hairline
1.Man, these carrots are such Jackson Swindles. Such a deep, orange color.

2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.
by Word boi December 3, 2018
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