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bj swerve

The reckless driving that results when the driver is recieving oral sex from the passenger.
"Damn, that dude is doing the bj swerve, he must be getting a bj"
by Frank Chestly March 29, 2008
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bitch, swerve

1. When you're telling a bitch to change lanes, or get off the road. i.e. when she's out of line, and/or plain ass wrong.

2. Telling a bitch to change the subject.

3. When there's shit in the road, and you're telling the bitch to avoid the shit.
1. Bitch: Eat my nasty cunt.

Me: Bitch, swerve.

2. Bitch: Where were you last night/What's her name?

Me: Bitch, swerve.

3. *bitch is driving down the road, there's shit in the road*

Me: BITCH, SWERVE!
by Bigand thicke February 18, 2014
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swerve and perv

Swerve and perv is when someone is driving and takes his eyes off the road in order to check out girls that are in another vehicle or walking on the sidewalk. This results in the car swerving while he is perving.
"Dude you almost crashed into that car! You gotta stop with that swerve and perv!"
by Kractoes December 2, 2013
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Swervy

Someone whose Style is extremely on fleek, to the point that he/she becomes the eyecatcher at every party.
A: Did you noticed that sexy Boy over there?
B: How could I not, he's swervy!
by callMeJoe June 22, 2016
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Swermz

Guys with unbelievably tiny penises. Small, and skinny, like a worm but with a Z and swermz.
Usually an asian guy, because they have tiny penises.

Can be used as noun, adjective, pronoun, any part of speech
"Look at my swerm"
"Thats a small swermz"
"At least i dont have a swermz"
"Swermzed"
"Thats pretty swermz"
"Hey Swermz, get us some burgers."
Glaucon: "Yes, Swermz, i Agree."
"Seth you have a tiny penis" Also swerms
by Scotty 2 Hottie May 19, 2006
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Swervy7

Swervy7 is a streamer on Twitch who plays Minecraft. He also has a Discord server, TikTok, YouTube channel, and Twitter. Swervy7 goes by the name 'Swervy' and he/they pronouns. Swervy is swag, pog, epic, superb, elite, and all of the above. Swervy's Twitch stream chats are known for being chaotic and hilarious.
Swervy7 is my favorite streamer.
by Nagito69420 March 25, 2021
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Blackberry Swerve

the act of an idiot/moron texting or reading a cellular device while driving 70 mph on the roadway, then realizing the road curved and thus they SWERVE to keep from hitting another car or the wall. Blackberry Swerve... look for it on a roadway near you.
As I was driving to work, I saw the car in front of me do a blackberry swerve to avoid hitting the guardrail.
by intelligent driver May 6, 2010
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