Swashed

Drunk as hell, went too crazy and past the point of no return

Shout out Jayson and reese

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, time to drive.

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

Swashed

Drank too much, way past the point of no return or a gigantic swig or chug of alcohol

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, let me grab my keys

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

swashed

Something that has been used and resold as is.

That urban decay naked palette is Swashed.

by Brandon.s97 September 06, 2016

swash poetry

Low-brow rhymes, mostly dirty.

I wanna tickle your gherkin
With my bearskin merkin...

That’s some nasty swash poetry!

by Out of Anchorage October 17, 2019

Swash Buckler

A person engaging in anal sex who has already accepted multiple sperm loads.

I was flirting online with some Swash Buckler who wanted me to add my load to their ass.

by Jeffrey Tawdry May 05, 2018

Khartoum Cucumber Swashing

When you hang your friend by a green flagpole that’s in the Solomon Islands. Generally used when in an Empire State of mind.

Friend 1: “I can’t wait to perform a Khartoum Cucumber Swashing on my friend Barnabas!”
Friend 2: “swag”

by Dicho mode June 16, 2022