Swahili flu

When you have a really bad hangover

I had a hard time at work today because I had the Swahili flu

by Mc_Long legs July 1, 2017

swahili mambo

When you mambo like you’re in Swahili but in an adult way.

Don’t be out there doing the “Swahili Mambo” without me!

by Funky Stud July 2, 2021

Swahili

A really cool african language that I know how to swear in.

Natuka kukudinya.
Nyonya Mbo.
Wapi chakula yungu kuro?
Nilete pombe kuro.

by Bee Szabo September 28, 2004

Swahilian Helicopter

When an African Midget is performing the splits, and is placed on top of a fully erected male penis, then spun in vicious circles. "Weeeeeee!!!"

"I was totally bustin' a swahilian helicopter last night with Chief Wanfa Subi, and he got sick as well as my wiener twisting into a meaty twizzler.

by DJ Steez January 21, 2009

swaziland poser

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.

Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

Swahina

An amazing thing and is opposed with them til toks

Is that a swahina dang she making a tik tok

by 12345kool1234 April 26, 2019

Swaziland

A land which is covered by the Mandela Effect, where the crack babies roam free, and the little George Lopez's run around in peace. Swaziland became a myth among many, and one man named Zac dared to visit the mysterious land. In Swaziland, crack babies and tiny George Lopez's with malteser heads worship the number 14. A cultural food among many Swazilandish people is cheesy fries, you should try them! Swaziland has a population of 14,690,420. Crack babies never originated from Swaziland, they migrated South for over 14,000 years until resting upon Swaziland. Swaziland has been covered from the media for too long, the truth needs to be brought into the public eye for all to see.

Yudenni: Hey Erdyf! Where were you last week?
Erdyf: Nice to see you Yudenni! I was back in my home country of Swaziland for a week to visit my family.
Yudenni: Sounds like fun! I'd love to go to Swaziland sometime.

by Gobofish December 23, 2022