swagibels

-Similar to the measurement of the loudness of a sound, the "swagibel" is a logarithmic unit of measurement that expresses the magnitude of a physical and mental quantity relative to a specified or implied reference level.

-Derived from the Latin term "decibels", swagibels are a measure of the loudness or apparentness of a said persons swag.

"dude, I was trying to mack on that girl but I was only running like 3 swagibels"

"Oh man! You were flowing sooo many swagibels! You were the life of that party!"

"I'm tired I accidentally left my swag on last night and I was running at like 117 swagibels"

by shhheeeahhhh March 30, 2010

Shahibur

someone who never stops smiling even when he's being stabbed he also very big fellow who likes french people not sure why he also likes to eat toast when in free time he also likes to talk about sex often and is friends with the horny kyle

Guy 1: ah man he so dirty

Guy 2: yep he's a Shahibur

by hey hoo July 11, 2011

swahili

one of the most complex language on earth.i like swahili it is easy and very nice to speak.i think it should be taught everywhere in the world.

mimi napenda sana kiswahili kwa sababu ni kizuri.
this means that i like swahili because its good.

by ali mohamed April 19, 2006

Sahibjot

The Best Person In The Universe.
He is the next Ninja in Fortnite.
He is the next Stephen Curry.
He is better than you.
He is beautiful
he is the man
he is cool.
he can carry Jordan And Harveer In Fortnite L.

Sahibjot is awesome

by suprem May 25, 2018

Sahib

A, very handsome bloke with a massive dick who gets all the bitches, also very into flight reacts

damn look at the sahib, he gets all the girls

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Swahili Mudslide

The Act of shitting down one/s chest then smearing the shit with your asshole.It's also what R Kelly would of done if he had to shit.

"Hey Honey wana add some spice to are life"

" Are you gonna take me to Chillis because I'd rather have "Ladys Night" tonight."

"No Honey I ment a Swahili Mudslide,besides your hairs are still in my back molars."

by R Kelly the Shittinator May 20, 2010

Shahibur

Shahibur is a smelly man who likes to play with his dolls in the back garden, and occasionally feeds them because he is very very stupid like goldfish thats been stuck in a mining helmet. For dinner a Shahibur likes to eat Zebra whilst playing with his calculator.

Guy 1: "Is that Cartman from South Park?"

Guy 2: "No, thats a Shahibur, a strange mythical creature."

by Star Bug July 11, 2011