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All Head, No Shaft

Analogous to "All Bark, No Bite". A person who is a loud, obnoxious, overly aggressive jackass, but without anything to back up the behavior. It's is like having a thick two-inch dick with a huge head, impressive to the owner but basically useless.
"Look at this feeble dork acting hard and trying to boss everyone around;

He's All Head, No Shaft."
by Tabooky February 4, 2009
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shaft worthy

a chick that is worthy of a good bang.
cody "check that chick out"
bart "yeah id do her"
cody "shes definitely shaft worthy"
by aaronsith October 17, 2005
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shaftne

Acne on your shaft; pimples on your penis
Magnus has really gross shaftne. It drizzles on girls when they give him head.
by Captain Footlong July 20, 2005
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Shaft Brothers

A term used to describe any guy that has fornicated with the same woman as you. It is like half brothers, but closer.
Mike: Hey bro, I just smashed with Shaquanda last night.
Garrett: Dude, I just beat those guts last week! We are shaft brothers. You are like my family now!
by piratesof2 July 17, 2016
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Shaft Torque

The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.
Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.

The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.

WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.

I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.

Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.

Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!

You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!

CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!
by DMonkage June 2, 2014
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swafferdonk

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted
Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me
by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013
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Shaftoed

(Adj, verb)
To drink in such volumes as to be an absolute bloody mess.
We had been on the goon for a while and were absolutely shaftoed.
by Goonlover98 January 3, 2019
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