by dj gs68 September 23, 2003
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Possibly the main cause of my death.
These drivers are usually women under 5 feet who drive expensive luxury SUVs, such as the Cadillac Escalade, Infiniti QX56, Mercedes GL, Toyota LandCruiser, etc.
They are possibly the WORST DRIVERS on the road today. They have a lack of skill in driving as most likely they are;
Texting
Figuring out how to change the radio station
Shutting up their spoiled brats
Putting make-up on as they may have got plastic surgery
Yelling at other drivers that the SUV bitch thinks are terrible drivers while the SUV is the real bad driver
Sorting out lawsuits because their kid got beaten up for showing off his Blackberry
Nobody knows why they buy SUVs, primarily because "It's safer than a normal car", when they are more likely to roll-over. Other reasons include the size, style and off-road capability (most of these luxury SUVs have AWD and not a real 4WD system).
Gas prices and the economy doesn't seem to hurt them also, for unknown reasons.
These drivers are usually women under 5 feet who drive expensive luxury SUVs, such as the Cadillac Escalade, Infiniti QX56, Mercedes GL, Toyota LandCruiser, etc.
They are possibly the WORST DRIVERS on the road today. They have a lack of skill in driving as most likely they are;
Texting
Figuring out how to change the radio station
Shutting up their spoiled brats
Putting make-up on as they may have got plastic surgery
Yelling at other drivers that the SUV bitch thinks are terrible drivers while the SUV is the real bad driver
Sorting out lawsuits because their kid got beaten up for showing off his Blackberry
Nobody knows why they buy SUVs, primarily because "It's safer than a normal car", when they are more likely to roll-over. Other reasons include the size, style and off-road capability (most of these luxury SUVs have AWD and not a real 4WD system).
Gas prices and the economy doesn't seem to hurt them also, for unknown reasons.
Scenario: Me and a friend are stopping at a stop-light in a normal car. The SUV bitch is texting her complaining son to wait a few minutes as she's almost at the school.
Me: God damnit, another red light!
Friend: Oh well... Hey is that mom texting?
Me: You're joking right?
Friend: No and she's about to....
(Me and my friend get rear ended)
Me: OH SHIT! ARE YOU OKAY?
(Friend is dead :( )
(I run out to the SUV bitch's SUV)
Me: WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?
SUV bitch: I'm so sorry I hit the gas instead of the brakes.
Me: YEAH RIGHT! YOU'RE FUCKING TEXTING ON YOUR PHONE FOR NO GOOD REASON AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND IS DEAD! THANKS A LOT WE'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS SINCE KINDERGARDEN!
SUV bitch: Well, you shouldn't have been driving that small little crapbox, and I was telling my son I'm almost there!
Me: I'M ALMOST HERE MY ASS! GOOD LUCK AS I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR RECKLESS DRIVING!
SUV bitch: Well, I have good lawyers!
Me: Yeah right!
Me: God damnit, another red light!
Friend: Oh well... Hey is that mom texting?
Me: You're joking right?
Friend: No and she's about to....
(Me and my friend get rear ended)
Me: OH SHIT! ARE YOU OKAY?
(Friend is dead :( )
(I run out to the SUV bitch's SUV)
Me: WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?
SUV bitch: I'm so sorry I hit the gas instead of the brakes.
Me: YEAH RIGHT! YOU'RE FUCKING TEXTING ON YOUR PHONE FOR NO GOOD REASON AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND IS DEAD! THANKS A LOT WE'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS SINCE KINDERGARDEN!
SUV bitch: Well, you shouldn't have been driving that small little crapbox, and I was telling my son I'm almost there!
Me: I'M ALMOST HERE MY ASS! GOOD LUCK AS I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR RECKLESS DRIVING!
SUV bitch: Well, I have good lawyers!
Me: Yeah right!
by american drivers are retarded April 18, 2010
Get the SUV bitch mug.Sport utility vehicle. A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your SUV and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006
Get the SUV mug.A fairly wealthy person with Democratic (as opposed to Republican) political leanings. Often carries the connotation that their lifetsyle is not entirely in sync with the philosophy of their politics. Found in high concentrations around Aspen, Colorado and Berkeley, California.
Dick: "Look at that! Another GMC Envoy with a Kerry/Edwards bumpersticker."
Jane: "Looks like another SUV Democrat."
Jane: "Looks like another SUV Democrat."
by Cosmo August 1, 2005
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Never intended for passenger use on the highway, is cheaper to manufacture due to loophole in federal laws regulating passenger saftey. Despite the manufacturing economy, on of the most expensive types of motor vehicles to own and operate-high accident and theft rate, low re-sale value, and poor performance and fuel economy.
Prone to roll over and kill all occupants from something as simple as a failed tire. The lack of structure mandated for real passenger vehicles allows the 'SUV' to cave in upon rollover, while even the cheapest passenger car is legally required to have a roll cage in the roof structure.
Marketed as a more cool replacement for the minivan or station wagon. Often seen in news reports as the scene of multiple fatalities resulting from a blown tire. There is a new generation of vehicles marketed as suv or hybrid vehicles, these are not as dangerous, being based on minivan or car chassis-engineered for use on paved surfaces.
Never intended for passenger use on the highway, is cheaper to manufacture due to loophole in federal laws regulating passenger saftey. Despite the manufacturing economy, on of the most expensive types of motor vehicles to own and operate-high accident and theft rate, low re-sale value, and poor performance and fuel economy.
Prone to roll over and kill all occupants from something as simple as a failed tire. The lack of structure mandated for real passenger vehicles allows the 'SUV' to cave in upon rollover, while even the cheapest passenger car is legally required to have a roll cage in the roof structure.
Marketed as a more cool replacement for the minivan or station wagon. Often seen in news reports as the scene of multiple fatalities resulting from a blown tire. There is a new generation of vehicles marketed as suv or hybrid vehicles, these are not as dangerous, being based on minivan or car chassis-engineered for use on paved surfaces.
by cle June 3, 2003
Get the Suv mug.A mammoth-sized automobile used for no other purpose than to piss off the people they park next to. This angers the victim right up to the point where they have to get their kid out of the car to see if another car is coming past the other side of the ridiculously over-sized heap of metal.
I say we find the manufacturers of SUVs around the world and enslave them to resurrecting the Pinto. Nobody would dare to tailgate you in a Pinto.
by Phatal August 29, 2004
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