suspiciously straight

Someone who is so straight that it must be an act.
Often used by lesbians to describe me.

"Alex is suspiciously straight."
"What do you mean?"
"There's no way they are actually straight"

by FloatingPyro December 13, 2020

Yankee Suspicious

When northerners automatically assume that southern hospitality and politeness carries underlying malicious intent.

Northerner: And then she said, "y'all are such a blessing." What a creep, she must be trying to butter me up.

Southerner: That's just how people are in the south. Don't be so yankee suspicious!

by Average Veteran August 29, 2017

suspicious eyebrow

1)a style of pubic trimming, akin to the hitler, less than a landing strip, more than full bikini wax.

So when I took that girl home, the suspicious eyebrow was looking me in the eye.

by Gstiffs October 29, 2005

Suspicious Camel

A suspicious camel describes a person that misunderstands their friends and as a result does not trust them.

This distrust is usually based on opinions/ulterior motives they have which they let influence their decision-making.

Therefore they interpret many comments in strange ways unanticipated by others, and try to use their unusual insight to steer conversations onto other subjects or to discover new information they believe exists.

Ingesting raw camel liver can give humans bubonic plague. So taking anything a suspicious camel says without further suspicion can result in death.

Friend 1: I'm seeing you-know-who soon! Yay!
Friend 2: (suspiciously) Er, is this somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: No...I meant I is like going to a gig...Yeah?
Friend 2: Oh yeah. With somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: Seriously, quit being such a suspicious camel!
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(Friends are discussing a secret birthday party for Amy)
Friend: Shush, Amy's coming!
Amy: (on entering) What were you talking about? Why did you stop talking when I walked in? Oh! You're talking about my new haircut aren't you? Fine then, gossip about how UGLY I look why don't you...
Friend: That's just being a suspicious camel, Amy. You know your hair is so beautifully beautiful yet you still want me to say it?

by Zombiecookies October 4, 2010

Suspicious looking character

When someone is acting Among Us, bro. Like, really acting Among Us.

Person 1: *trolling in the comments*
Person 2: Breh, why you Amongusly acting like Among Us, breh? You suspicious looking character.

by That_One_Fellow May 16, 2021

suspiciously close friends

A state of relationship in which friends treat each other with unusual affection in a carefree manner, outside the context of a formal relationship.

Jenn: "Brett and Karen seem to hang out a lot, are they like a thing?"
Kief: "Naw, they're just suspiciously close friends."

by Carlos Sagan December 19, 2013

among us suspicious

suspicious

Among us there is an imposter among us suspicious who has recently been participating in suspicious activities inside of the crew ship, do not go to 02, Reactor or Electrical if you do not want to be contacted by the suspicious imposter among us at 3A.M.

by Among us lover 4265 October 30, 2021