Suri

Suri is a goddess...she is has awesome dress game and she don’t play in the fucking bed... SHE GO HARD!! if you got a Suri then your name must be daeshawn because the daeshawn boys are usually in luv with her. And usually they succeed to be with a Suri because Suri’s like daeshawns too. Suris have AWESOME dress game too! So if you want a Suri and ur name isn’t daeshawn then my prayers go out to you.

Boy 1: yo dude do you have a girlfriend?!
Daeshawn: of course dude her name is suri!
Boy 1: damn dude you hit the jack pot

by Skskskskksksksksksk October 10, 2019

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Get the Surimug.

vir suri

He is the biggest son of a bitch you'll ever meet in your life. He is heartless, and shit at brawhalla. He is the most untrustworthy guy in the world and stinks like shit. He can't buy clothes simply because he is a bit to large in size.

All summed up: He is a cunt

You know Vir Suri? Yeah, he's the biggest cunt you'll ever meet! Don't be like him.

by Super heroes gay November 6, 2017

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