A dissmisive way to describe vaginal, oral or anal RAPE.
Rape is a crime.
The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.
Some examples below:
Rape is a crime.
The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.
Some examples below:
I surprised sex on her while she was asleep.
I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.
She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.
I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.
She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.
by freakshow July 01, 2005
Its like when a dude is out at the bar (Eric) and then ends up taking a girl home for some odd reason. Then the next morning when she wakes up and rolls over he yells....SURPRISE
by Breton January 02, 2008
Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018
A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.
by Innocent Bystander September 11, 2004
Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
by Lacrox September 19, 2004
A rapist
by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015