surprise

the pipe bomb I put in your ass

you know what I mean Hailey, the "surprise" is waiting

by anonymous September 13, 2021

Surprise

A super offensive and racist word

Surprise mother fucker

by SebIdebIdeb November 4, 2021

Surprise

Tell me anthony

Anthony tell me the surprise please DADD-

by penutbuttersquirell April 24, 2022

surprise

Something everyone else doesn't know except jamie

John told jamie the surprise and no one else.

by AyoChi11 November 13, 2023

Surprise, Bitch

Someone you thought you’d seen the last of.

- "Surprise, bitch.
I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."

by tumbeuleure December 11, 2013

Surprise Lake Camp

The Best in Jewish Camping. If your idea of a good jewish experience is hooking up and trying not to get caught. The campers are clueless to what the staff is truly like and the staff does a really good job at doing things to get fired. The importance of second place is very important and remember, if the lights go out, nobody move. But obviously, it's the best summer home anyone could ask for.

Oh you went to Surprise Lake Camp? Have you ever gotten bitten by a snake while behind the equipment shack?

by Campcampcamp January 26, 2015

surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob

After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.

by a fatter December 17, 2010