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Surge supremacy

The best type of supremacy, The person carrying this status is handsome,loving,caring,honest,and happy at most times unless aggravated.They are the best motivator,and a very good person to to tell secrets with. They're also a truthful person who won't lie to you. They'll always comfort you even if its akward. Overall a super unique and good person.
by ultimategigachad2 July 3, 2021
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Surge Client

The best horion fork EVER made by the great NRG (who isnt gay) and is awesome.
Surge client shits on realms line no other!
by NRG Jobro November 23, 2021
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Santorum Surge

A homosexual sex act involving ten (10) or more males, popularized by several conservative politicians.

During this act each participant lines up according to penis size and voraciously jackhammers the male with the tightest cornhole ("receiver") until they ejaculate, one at a time filling the colon with an emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum").

Next, the second most hung male penetrates the colon extremely deeply and performs the most aggressive form of anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit ("code red anal").

Simultaneously, while the receiver is fluffing the most hung male and getting absolutely throttled in the ass, the most hung male grabs the back of the receiver's head and forces the receiver to deep throat beyond his capability.

The violent gag that results sets off a chain reaction that begins with a sphincter clench. The combination of this clench with a well-timed inward thrust from the #2 douche rocket creates a massive high-pressure colon-bubble that explodes at a high velocity from the receivers gaping colon, covering the #2 douche rocket in a mixed batch of steamy Santorum.
"Newt is absolutely drowning after that Santorum Surge."

"Mitt really timed that one nicely, Newt didn't even see that Santorum Surge coming."

"Fuck a glitter bomb, that toxic Santorum Surge just blinded Newt."

"Wow, that guy just blew up. What a well executed Santorum Surge!"

"Oh shit, somebody throw Mitt a couple bate-mates, he has one hell of a mess to clean up after that Santorum Surge!"
by The Smifter March 25, 2012
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Santorum Surge

A unexpected and/or explosive gushing of "santorum." Frequently caused by post coital flatulence.
After Tom had a santorum surge in my bed, I had to change my sheets
by CptFitz January 6, 2012
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Anal Surge

When you really need to poop, then it suddenly all comes out without you knowing.
"I was walking down my street then I had an anal surge it hurt my asshole so bad"
by Grundle Gargle June 11, 2016
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Santorum surge

The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.
Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.
by jjhf0 January 6, 2012
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DeSantis Surge

verb - The act of two men engaged in the act of fellatio simultaneously whilst both struggle to breathe as they suffer from Covid Pneumonia
“I heard a DeSantis Surge downstairs, they came last night, the ambulance came in the morning
by NoDaddyNotTheHose August 9, 2021
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