slustitute

Someone who works as a prostitute but still somehow manages to exemplify the characteristics of a true slut.

She's such a slustitute! She works 8 hours a day as a prostitute and then sleeps with at least 3 different guys every night after work.

by AttiFinch May 25, 2011

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Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009

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Sunstipated

The constipated looking facial expressions people make when it's really bright outside or when they look directly into the sun.

You seriously need to invest in some sunglasses. You're not gonna pick up any girls walking around looking sunstipated like that.

by 13th June 5, 2011

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substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

by Dirge February 13, 2005

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i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)

teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck

by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011

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