Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006

Smuggle my Cuban

When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.

My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.

by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009

Smugnant

A combination of the words smug and pregnant. Basically pregnant women give off the stereotype that they are smug. Going off preaching their pregnancy manifesto. But seriously, they need to quit quit praising themselves for doing something a trillion women before them have done...one that's basically just a biological reaction to begin with. Then they rant on and on about how, "You just wouldn't understand..." because they are superior for having sex....I mean, c'mon! Have a little perspective!

Smugnant women are the worse.

by sjpwhipserer October 18, 2012

poop smuggler

the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak

jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard

by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008

Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.

Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.

by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010

Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

by george f November 17, 2006