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by Definitely not Joseph:) November 4, 2019
Get the Lucy Sumerton mug.When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver
i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.
by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010
Get the Sumerian Piledriver mug.A realm in Genshin Impact, Ruled by the Dendro Archon. Sumeru can be identified as a Arabian desert depending from the clothing of outlanders who came from Sumeru.
by Haruko_Sama November 22, 2021
Get the Sumeru mug.One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.
Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"
Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"
Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"
Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"
Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"
by Evidentary October 1, 2014
Get the Squirter Sumerta mug.Imagine the grimiest, dirtiest, sloppiest footjob of all time. This usually includes the added pleasure of several calluses and the cuts from overgrown toenails.
Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.
Staysie: How'd it go?
Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.
Staysie: How'd it go?
Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.
by SepticHornet February 27, 2018
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AKA the best girlfriend of friend you could possibly have .
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by SnipeShotGG April 25, 2017
Get the Sumer mug.clinical studies indicate sumer is believed to hacked thousands of aim leets during the years of 2000-2003 alone.
by mooovies September 15, 2003
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