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somosexual

somosexual....somo (the singer)....sexual (sex w/ only somo)...
John: ill only fuck one guy and it's somo

Lisa: so your gay
John: No somosexual
by tae619 September 7, 2015
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Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.
Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!
by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014
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ShaoSexual

Thall shall only fuck a fellow Shao. Shaosexual is a sexual mix of shao shao and monkey rolling into a sexual romantic manor of love. When you are Shaosexual it means you love only the shaos and shall fuck only the shaos. Shao Shao😇😇
Person 1: Look at the Monkey King😱 He is so strong and intimidating!!
Person 2: Yeah he is intimidating I heard he is ShaoSexual😱
Person 1: What is ShaoSexual?
Person 2: It means he only will fuck his ShaoMates💯
by MonkeynatingGangBanger December 16, 2020
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SaboSexual

I’m SaboSexual
by Yourmothersbasment February 22, 2021
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suisexual

1. being sexually attracted to or
2. sexually active with the self
etymology: latin, sui- self; english~sexual
1. I swear my roommate is a suisexual. She just sits there in front of the mirror, obviously turned on by her own lingere clad body.
2.I dont have a girlfriend right now, so basically im just suisexual.
by genna buzz April 4, 2005
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surfsexual

when a young man is neither straight or gay, just in love with his surfboard. hence the name surfsexual
"wow he is really cute"
"dont even try, he is surfsexual"
"that's a shame"
by cassandra says October 16, 2008
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siposexual

It means you fall inlove by someone intellectual or intelligence and not by how they look
He/she isn't pretty but intelligent ant that is enough for me to fall in love with siposexually
by #kk10 April 17, 2017
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