spunked

to be semened upon

“he ejaculated on my face”
“damn, you got spunked!!”

by chodie13 February 18, 2020

Strunked

Stoned and drunk at the same time

After all that weed and beer, i was really strunked

by Chris man May 21, 2005

stunned cunt

Someone who is damn ignorant and deserves a beat down. Often used on the ice in hockey in the heat of battle.

"Nice fucking slash you stunned cunt! Try that again and I'll beat the living piss out of you!"

by squirrelly May 9, 2003

skunked

1. To defeat overwhelmingly, especially by keeping from scoring.
2.
1. To cheat (someone).
2. To fail to pay (an amount due).

We bet on the horses, but he skunked me.

by RishiBoy July 29, 2004

spunked

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

by nb612 March 22, 2007

spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020