Dover stumble

Dover Stumble. when you are from Dover township Ontario and you are clearly intoxicated and have recently received anal sex and are trying to make your way home, Participants are often found outside of the Central. looks like a combination of a sore back, sore ass and stumbling around,

look there's D_ _ doing the Dover stumble

by fckdupdtchman December 4, 2014

Stumble-A-Fuck

a game in which consists of selecting three random candidates, supplied by stumbleupon.com (babes section), where players must place each candidate into a separate category of kill, fuck, or marry.

"Hey John you want to play Stumble-A-Fuck"
"Yea lets pull up some hot bitches"

by M.J.S December 6, 2012

cunt stubble

Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.

Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?

by markyspeaks July 10, 2005

stubble trouble

the distressing realisation that you've hit some stubble you weren't expecting and it feels so good it ends current sexual activity

as I slid the head of my wang down her stomach and over her shaven haven I realised I was in stubble trouble and quickly apologised for what was to come

by kellydown August 5, 2010

stubble rash

Getting a rash/sore chin from kissing a guy with beard stubble. Same as Beard burn.

I got such a bad stubble rash from snogging Paul last night, it's going to take days for it to calm down.

by smurfette33 May 17, 2014

stumble

- walk unsteadily;
- miss a step and fall or nearly fall;
- lurch: an unsteady uneven gait
- encounter by chance
- make an error;
- trip: an unintentional but embarrassing blunder

- "The drunk man stumbled about"
- "She stumbled over the tree root"
- "I stumbled across a long-lost cousin last night in a restaurant"
- "She slipped up and revealed the name"
- "he recited the whole poem without a single trip";

by Gemini-May December 28, 2005

StumbleJerk

When you jerk it to the first thing stumbleupon presents.

Yesterday, when my boss went out to lunch, I snuck into his office for a good ol' Stumblejerk. Fortunately Petsmart came up, and I was off to the races.

by OlJoe November 20, 2009