Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

Steradent Soother

That fizzy feeling that a gent gets while receiving horatio from a more mature lady who has just relocated her dentures after a soak in Steradent. Aka Fizzy Jizzy

Roger gasped as Granny Smiths gums tickled his musket like popping candy. Afterwards he asked where she learned her wonderful technique. "That's not technique " she replied. "That's a Steradent Soother"

by assmasta February 19, 2015

Soda Stereo

Best rock band in Latin America. Makes the best songs ever and is one of the most popular rock bands in Latin America.

The song "En la Ciudad de la Furia" made me become fluent in Spanish! LONG LIVE SODA STEREO! SODA STEREO MEJOR!

by EL SEXO GRATIS October 3, 2023

Sterek

Characters from MTV Teen Wolf, Stiles & Derek, as a couple. Every Sterek lover will want this to happen.

Sterek Fan: OMFG WILL STILES AND DEREK HAVE SEX ALREADY?! GOOOOOOSH STEREK NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW!

by stellarbutts July 1, 2012

steer

A castrated bull.

Hartmann: "Where in the hell you from anyway?"
Cowboy: "Sir Texas sir!"
Hartmann: Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer so that sorta narrows it down a bit."

by SeanG. March 27, 2009

Stereo Epiphany

An epiphany analagous to listening to a song one has heard many times before, but never in stereo or on expensive new speakers, and realizing that the song is far more brilliant, nuanced, complex or soul achingly beautiful than you had previously thought. Stereo Epiphanies can be romantic; falling insanely in love with someone you've known for years but never gave thought to, intellectual; going back to read Derrida after you've actually patiently engaged Husserl, Plato, and Saussure, or literal, listening to the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows" after hearing it on your father's car stereo since you were a small child and realizing that it is, in fact, the most painfully earnest thing you've ever heard, causing you to collapse to the floor and sob uncontrollably for several hours.

Gunther never realized he was star shaped crystalline god child with eyes countless as the sand; he thought he was just quieter than the other kids. It was a real Stereo Epiphany.

by Roshan A. January 27, 2006

even a steer can try

Steers are castrated bulls. They sometimes try to sexually mount other cattle, even though they don't have what it takes to make anything happen. (This is much more a rural dictionary than urban dictionary item, because it only makes sense if you've actually seen it happen.)

You gave up? Man, don't you know that even a steer can try?

by westfalr August 5, 2009