stroodle my noodle

masturbate

I had to stroodle my noodle before I went on a date.

by episcopas January 27, 2014

stroodle gazzer

the process of in which you put your penis in a womans nose and it hits her brain and you ejaculate on her eyes and she will probably have at least a concusion

i stroodle gazzered your mom last night i think shes dead

by josh ellis1234567890 January 29, 2011

Calm Your Stroodle

When your stroodle is very arroused/ happy/ slap happy/ semonated/ erect as the Moses Cleveland statue/ BONER.

A: Woah I'm pumped for tonight.
B: Why?
A:I'm definately gunna get layed.
B: Holy shitcakes dude, calm your stroodle.

by suckithard123456789 November 07, 2010

The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum

Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

by Lepussy bames May 03, 2021

Noodle stroodle

When your girl plays with your dick and you eating noodles also. ;)

Mike: dude guess what happened last night!!!
Jimmy: what?
Mike: Jennifer was giving me some of that noodle stroodle

by Mr.mondal May 06, 2017

Noodle Stroodle

To jerk off your friend; to ejaculate

Person one: *relaxing, just looking out the window*
Person two: "I'm gonna noodle stroodle you"
Person one: *concerned face* no, I'm fine, thank you. *runs away panicked*

by Your local mole rat November 27, 2023

Stroodle-Vassen

Used as both a blessing or a curse

Samuel sneezed, so I politely said “Stroodle-Vassen” in response

by Tyler Silver July 30, 2024