drunk strength

the hidden and ungodly strength one gets while being drunk. also associated with being incredibly stubborn while drunk.

I tried to rip the beer mug out of Pat's hand, but couldn't due to his insane drunk strength!

I couldn't remove Pat's arm from around my neck because of his incredible drunk strength!

by RGI January 3, 2009

morning strength

when you first wake up and your body is still tired and you can not do the simplest of things like unscrew the toothpaste or open the jelly jar.

Dave: Idk why i have so much trouble opening the milk gallon in the morning for cereal, i can never seem to do it.

Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.

by calaburrito July 10, 2009

dad strength

dad strength is the ridiculous amount of strength every dad possesses, despite their physique.

Person 1: “How does your dad bench 285? He’s skinnier than I am!”
Person 2: “He’s just got that dad strength.”

by bigdoghayden69 January 31, 2022

old man strength

the crazy insane strength you gain when you become an old man

did you see grandpa pick up that keg of beer?
Yeah he has sick old man strength

by caliwolves April 9, 2009

Derp Strength

1) A term defining a certain super strength or power one has because they are mentally challenged, lacking of mental ability or any other similar conditions. It can be used in many different ways, such as descriptive, insulting, empowering or endearing etc. It can also be said in response to someone getting lucky, or sacking you, in or at something when they shouldn't have been able to.

"Wow, Jonah has derp strength. He picked up two guys at the same time."

"WTH?!?! He hasn't got shot all frikkin day!!! but he has no kills!!! He sucks! but why cant i beat him!!! Hes got frikkin derp strength!!!"

Person 1: "LOOOOL, duuuude, you totally sacked him"
Person 2: "I know man. Its dat derp strength"
All Surrounding People: "LOLOLOLOLOL"

Person 1: "Bro, what happened to your eye?"
Person 2: "Dude, i was walking down the hall, and that mentally challenged dude came up and punched the crap out of me"
Person 1: "Yea bro, you gotta watch out for those dudes. You know they got that derp strength"
Person 2: "Derp strength?"
Person 1: "Yea, you know how mentally challenged people somehow are super strong? Thats derp strength"
Person 2: "Well, i didnt know that, but i do now... *rubs eye*"

by poopybuttoxes March 28, 2013

grown man strength

when one has hidden strength that only a full grown adult would have.

A: Look at that small ass chump over there.
B: Nah chill that boy has some grown man strength

by Acie Rains September 3, 2007

Super retard strength

When people of lower IQ fire up do to their inbuilt animal desires when angered

George Fitzgerald was doing personal exercise with people of low IQ and he angered one. Super retard strength ensued and he was assaulted not only mentally, but physically

by The Learned August 26, 2011