Straightcasimistic

When someone is not being sarcastic. They are being straightforward.

I couldn’t tell if Jimmy was being sarcastic or straightcasimistic.

by JahMay🧆 November 10, 2020

Straightsplaining

When a straight person explains something obvious in a condescending or patronizing way to belittle a person who isn’t straight.

Misogynist: did you know water is a liquid
Gay: yes I did idiot quit Straightsplaining

by Beans chungus July 5, 2021

straightest gay person

A person who is part of the LGBTQ+ but acts very straight(usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Wow, Becky is the straightest gay person I know!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

The most gayest yet straightest person

Mariah Brooks, period!! She is the most gayest yet straight person you will ever meet. She might be weird but we love her.

When using the statement “the most gayest yet straightest person” it should be told with kindness towards Mariah Brooks!!

by ya_girl_riri November 17, 2020

straights

pre rolled cigarettes you buy in packets as apposed to ones you roll yourself

You got a straight by any chance?

by street_spirit February 12, 2005

Throwin' Straights

To punch someone square in the fucking face as hard as god will allow

That trick came to the club talkin all kindsa noise so BIG ROB startin throwin' straights at his ass n the parkin lot.

by Robby Walker September 21, 2005

straightaphobe

A person of homosexual orientation who discriminates against and or tries to convert straight people in anyway shape or form

Stop being such a "straightaphobe".

by bigwilly13 January 11, 2014