stomach stoned

when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. Makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.

" Hey, what up?"
" I'm so fucking stomach stoned, dude..."
" oh... god, I just wish I could help. <3"
" its ok. Whoaaaa... ok, brb, I'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 9, 2009

stokaloked

(stohk-a-lohked) - adjective: An expression of absolute excitement and enthusiasm for upcoming events. Usually used with emphasis on the final syllable to emphasize exactly how stoked the speaker is.

1. "I am stokaLOKED for the concert tomorrow; shit is gonna be dope."

2. "Dude, how stokaloked are you to shred the gnar tomorrow?"

by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

Stomach Ache

Your Stomach Rumbles and It Hurts.

Dude #1:Hey that Dinner was Good but now I'm full and have a Stomach Ache

Dude #2:that sucks

by Nicki Minaj_ September 20, 2020

Sozalot

For when you're not just sorry, but very sorry.

Her: Why did you kiss Jennifer last night??
Him: She's fit
Her: You're my boyfriend!!
Him: Sozalot...

by Sozalot July 13, 2016

stomach flu

The most painful experience ever, only lasting for a day or two. Symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and unbearable stomach pains. It's extremely contagious. No vaccine, no cure, and you only gain immunity to it for a few weeks. Have fun.

"My mom's got the stomach flu. I gotta keep praying that I don't get it."

by Pie Stealer January 11, 2015

Mc Stomach Ache

When you get a terrible stomach ache from eating the shit they put in the food at mcdonalds. Such as the humongous amount of grease taken after consuming 12+ hashbrowns.

He began mumbling words ad random such a bad Mc Stomach Ache. "fuck..... shit..... bitchh......" I couldn't help but notice that he just finished eating 12 hashbrowns.

by EricJamesJoey May 3, 2007

Flying Stomach

Musical duo based in Peoria, IL. Members are Stêve Neptun and Danny Sütter. They hit the scene covering 80's songs on accordion and euphonium, but they made their mark with their originals, including "Not A Terrorist", "Welcome Dingus", and "Title Track"

Are you going to the Flying Stomach Concert?

by Abraham October 7, 2004