Stoned

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

by Jitts November 13, 2009

Philosopher Stoned

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

by TripleWest September 3, 2012

Stoedhard

The permanent erection a closeted gay man gets when he observes man love.

I’ve got Stoedhard for a week after watching Queer Eye - I need to double up on the briefs to hide this from the wife.

by #nativespeaker April 5, 2021

Electric stove

An electric stove is a stupid stove which make food taste like plastic! No matter how well you cook it or how seasoned it is, nothing can mask the plastic taste that electric stoves leave on food.

Tony: I cooked rice and beans and meat and spaghetti on an electric stove. It taste like plastic! So I got rid of the electric stove and bought a gas stove. Gas stoves add flavor!

Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!

by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023

Stoned

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

by j-dog April 21, 2003

stoned

when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

by highbastard1 January 17, 2009

Scottish Stovepipe

When one gentleman injects Scotch Whisky down his urethra and then proceeds to blast the Scotch Whisky and semen into another gentleman's rectal cavity.

Hey Hoff, we have all of this Islay Scotch Whiskey left over and it's way to smokey and peaty for me. What should we do with it? Oh I know! Give me a "Scottish Stovepipe" bro!

by randledw September 19, 2013