stork it

When it's really dark and you can't get it in the hole

Did you see Joe stork it at minigolf last night?

stork it by Ailim October 4, 2016

stork patrol 

When one or more human men patrol the streets for the most beautiful stork. When they find said stork, they precede to serenade her.

"I'm hungry for some stork love, let's go on a stork patrol."

stork patrol by kelsey kablam-o March 28, 2008

stork visit 

If you have a stork visit or a stork has visited you, you are going to have a baby or babies.

After years of marriage, she finally had a stork visit.

stork visit by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011

Stork in the Pajamas 

An untimely bed time erection.

Evan didn't want her to know he was sexually attracted to her, but it was difficult to mask the 'stork in the pajamas' he had.

Stork in the Pajamas by Professor Fenderson July 6, 2010

stork dancing 

Stork Dancing - an anthropological term intended to describe the gradual process of discovery between two strangers who are attempting to determine how they are going to impact each others lives going forward. Whether they are going to be good friends, acquaintances, or sexual partners. It's meaning is derived from the actual birds and their mating rituals of dancing with each other for the same reasons. In humans it is most commonly used to characterize a trait of being overly cautious about taking the next step. It can be a sign of low self esteem or Boarder_line Personality Disorder (BPD).

2. Describes two people who are overly cautious about getting to know each other or give out their phone numbers, etc.

3. Can also refer to the mind games people in relationships play with each other to see if the other person really likes them.

We really should video chat or have a phone conversation some time. Written word makes up such a small percent of communication, it lacks nuance, facial expression, and body language. We could spent weeks stork dancing, or we could just have a conversation and learn in thirty minutes what we could never learn online.

stork dancing by GM1 Stingray August 18, 2020

Stork Flower 

Basically it can mean any insult in the world just use your imagination

1."That movie was a stork flower."

2."That guys such a stork flower..."

Stork Flower by Im not telling anyone my name September 27, 2008

Stork clips 

A YouTuber who is struggling but having fun on the internet.

Youtube(dot)Com/Storkclips

Stork clips, a YouTube making a living on the internet.

I am working hard, and working my butt off.

Stork clips by Storkclips December 23, 2017